My dog doesn’t know the difference between Saturday, Sunday, and Monday, so I have to walk the dog early those days too.
~ Donna Shalala
I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30.
~ Groucho Marx
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
~ H. Allen Smith