Can’t Cartoon American Comedy Better than True Life – “Contemporary Societal Rules”

Pearls of wisdom from political cartoonists:

 

“The Lord is totally over smartphones.” (Mike Luckovich)

 

“Cell phones should be held at least one inch from your body and at 100 feet if you are a politician.” (David Donar)

 

“Water the Tree of American Liberty with civility, truth, and common sense.” (Mike Marland)

 

“The donkeys and the elephants are gridlocked in Congress.” (Mike Keefe)

 

“And So It Goes: Republicans, ‘What about civility you weak-kneed Liberal?’ Democrats, ‘Bring it on you brainless, bloated bully!’ (Chris Britt)

 

“Democracy inspired by Ancient Greece. Debt economy inspired by Modern Greece.” (Jim Margulies)

 

“The one housing market that is booming is Doghouse Estates (with former Senator John Ensign, former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, former VP Candidate John Edwards, etc.)” (Joe Heller)

 

“The US Department of Energy has banned the incandescent light bulb. What will cartoon characters use when they get an idea?” (John Rose)

 

 

 

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Posted on April 10, 2012, in Humor, Politics. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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