Animals Can Learn Me All Needed To No

Dog Wisdom: See Lessons Learned From Dogs by David A. Dailey

Talking Turkey:

(1) Treat a dead chicken like a tom turkey.

Rub it down real good in salt and water before cooking.

(2) Don’t look up staring at a rainstorm.

 

     From  my Cats Ozzie, Ray, Maxine, Snowball, et.al:

(1) If you don’t like where you are at now, move.

(2) There is no such thing as loneliness; solitude is a great thing.

(3) If you want something, speak up. It does not hurt to ask.

 

(4) If you shit up, it is your ship – cover it up.

Learned Horses Brandywine and Dawn Dailey:

(1) Eat well and often.

(2) Be dependable.

(3) Demonstrate grace, passion, strength, inner beauty, and talents.

 

     Razorback Hogs:

(1) Roll in your own shit and you will smell like yourself.

(2) If you mind your manners and keep your hocks clean, you may jump up on the couch and snuggle while we watch TV or a movie.

(3) Don’t waste food. Eat what is offered.

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Posted on June 2, 2012, in Humor, Spirit. Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Reblogged this on Back Home Again In Indiana (with dogs, horses, & cat) and commented:

    Lessons that do not have to be learned by humans
    “the hard way.”

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