Scenario for this Week’s Pope Election and Other Significant Geographical Developments
March 8, 2013
Pacific Standard Time
Saturday, March 9
No change in PST, EST, etc.
Sunday morning, March 10 (only six more shopping days until St. Patrick’s Day)
No time change in Hawai’i and parts of Indiana
Monday, March 11
Future pope arrives in Vatican City and filibusters and sequesters among the College of Cardinals
Tuesday, March 12
Pope Bob Patrick the First is elected on the first ballot and moves the papacy to Stanford University’s Memorial Church
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
“Ticker-Tape” Parade for newly crowned Pope Bob Patrick I
Downtown Palo Alto train station on University Avenue west along Palm Drive
President Hennisey and new Christian Church Prime Minister Condi Rice welcome the pope’s enterage.
Thursday, March 14
Greek Orthodox, Roman Catholics, Hebrews (reformed), progressive protestants like Presbyterians, Hindus, Moslems, and Buddhists begin pilgrimages to the modern Vatican City at Stanford.
Friday, March 15
Pope Bob Patrick I declares a universal three-day holiday to honor the accomplishments of his patron saints Patty and Bob for the entire St. Patrick’s Day Weekend!
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