High Christmas Spirits
We hope you are smiling when you read this.
- I am on a LIGHT diet. How do I do it? I eat by daylight, lamplight, and sometimes even by refrigerator light.
- Are you waiting for a good answer? Well, I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better explanation than that.
- Finding Nemo? As Sushi!?!
- If only mosquitoes sucked fat instead of blood. Most North Americans will not have bugs spoiling the Christmas outing.
All the best Christmas and holiday greetings, that when the kids see the Ice cream store billboard, they will not all scream for ice cream until Mom stops the car.