Just Another Day Near Paradise

Sorry I missed your phone call.  I had just walked into the La Bistro Vida in Menlo Park. Everyone stared when the restaurant check arrived. You’d think it was a subpoena.

 

Why is it that if two vegetarians get in an argument, do you still call it a “beef.”

 

My mind is wondering. Thinking about my step-son Jonny. If this cheapskate was at the Last Supper, he would have asked for separate checks.

 

What did she say? I cannot understand half she says.

 

Perfect spouse material…

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Well, happy mothers’ day this Sunday.

 

Have you heard of someone getting aids from having phone sex?

Ya, hearing aids.  Too much yelling.

 

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Posted on May 8, 2014, in Food Glorious Food & Beverages, Humor, Politics, Socioeconomics and tagged , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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