Allergies.

I will trade you one of your chronic medical conditions if you take my allergies off my hands.

Right now, I am so ichy, I am ready to break my skin… all over my body.

No worries, I have broken or bitten most of my fingernails off already, thus not much subcontaneous damage can be self-inflicted.

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Posted on May 25, 2014, in Food Glorious Food & Beverages, Homeless and Transitional Living, Humor, Public Health & Safety. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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