Customer Service Improvements in the Last 30 Years at 35,000 Feet?!?

Do you enjoy sitting between a pregnant woman and a sumo wrestler on your cross-country flight? No problem, right…

You would think that the airplanes would have a public address system without static by now…

Much has been reported recently about violence and overbooked flights. What have the airlines done? Technology has focused on self-centered economic efficiency and not the customers’ comfort and convenience.

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Did you check out the “duty-free” in-flight store? Stewardesses modeling apparel, jewelry, pearls, watches, medallions, shoes, religious relics, parachutes, food-to-go, wine and booze, baked goods, luggage, turbans, scarfs, hats, native Indian garments, Mormon garments, pet supplies, toys, pacifiers, plugs, and binkies? Good ideas yet to be implemented. Magazines? Books? Air Phones? Neck and shoulder messages? More good revenue-generating schemes not yet implemented.

 

You really like a healthy, clean, HEPA-quality breathing air supply? Don’t fly zone then.

Did you think the pilot and purser’s voices sounded like cartoon characters? It may be a recording of Toy Story 4…

Need first aid supplies? Go fish…

Looking for more leg room? Lose weight!

Do you like to lean backwards in your seat? Watch your back!

No longer is cash “legal tender” aboard an aircraft. Thou must pay for everything by credit or debit card…

Good luck on your next flight ;<(

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Posted on May 22, 2017, in Humor, Socioeconomics and tagged . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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