Category Archives: D O G S
University of California Golden Bears -9.5 vs. San Diego State Aztecs
South Florida +15.5 vs. Florida State Seminoles Indians
Notre Dame Fighting Irish -24.5 vs. Virginia Cavaliers
Utah (not the Jazz, but the) Ute Indians –24.5 vs. Utah State University [this Friday night]
Indiana University Hoosiers (not the Indians) +7.5 vs. Florida International University (FIU)
Maryland Terrapins -124.5 vs. Bowling Green University
Michigan Wolverines -22.5 vs. Oregon State Beavers
Marshall University Thundering Herd -7.5 vs. Ohio University Bobcats
Pro games on Thursday:
Pittsburgh Steelers (not the Panthers, Penguins, or Pirates) + 1 vs. the
“world champion” cheating New England Patriots
Max’s Scout Services & Communications of the Americas, LLC
[ for musement only ]
dateline: August 2015
The Punch Line
Garofalo brought her great east coast condo humor to the Pacific Coast this weekend. Her comedic experiences were highlighted during nightly ‘talks’ in San Francisco’s The Punch Line. She entertained six sold-out shows Thursday, Friday, and last Saturday.
Wish you were there…
Dateline: Thursday, March 19, 2015
10:10 a.m. PDT
[revised Wednesday, April 1st]
St. Joseph’s Feast Day and San Juan Capistrano Annual Flyby
Diocese of Reno in Northern Nevada of the United States of America
The Reno Police keep yelling at me and offering me advice that places me in further danger. After 9 robberies, I no longer have a:
- laptop computer,
- “federal or state issued photo identification cards”,
- driver’s license,
- service-assistance dog,
- ability to wager in the big-box casinos,
- no bus ticket,
- no train ticket or plane trip out of town,
- noway to place my own sports bet in a casino sportsbook,
- no way to make money,
- little prescription medicine,
- no bed to sleep,
Oh and I have had pneumonia since 2-23-15, as diagnosed by the local St. Mary’s Regional Medical Center hospital.
p.s. I have a top bunk to sleep in from 4 p.m. to 8 a.m.; My pneumonia recovery is almost complete.
Help may be solicited and received at Community Assistance Center at 335 Record Street, right here in downtown Reno, 89512-3327. c/o David A. Dailey [missionary]
World Serious 2015 Odds Published for Pennant Winners This “Fat Tuesday” by D.A.D. in NV – For Either the La-La Land, Bronx-Queens, San Francisco Bay Bridge, and/or Chi-Town Title World Championship
Tuesday, February 17, 2015
[oddly subject to change Dailey]
Imagine if baseball was computerized, the owners might make more money, but the fans wouldn’t be treated to authentic American fun and folly. These games should be played with real humans in real time, right? The odds (only $50 bets are acceptable):
Anaheim Angels (with or without Manager Mike S.) vs. L.A. (always the Brooklyn) Dodgers 17 to 1
Chicago White Hose vs. The Chicago Cubs Baseball Club of the National League 9 to 1
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Max’s Scout Services & Communications of the Americas, LLC
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Ultimatum in Northern Silicon Valley — A Final Solution / Exit Plan / Happy Ending — to Movie Script “Country Corner: Germ Warfare” for the ‘Kathy Bates’ and ‘Debra Winger’ Characters
Circa 2008 through 2015
THE HUNGER STRIKE CONTINUES
[Wednesday, February 4, 2015]
Prior to the release of:
- “Country Corner Market & Deli vs. Silly-Con Valley” (copyright 2001)
- “Country Corner: Germ Warfare” (copyright 2010) and
- “Country Corner: 2020 – A Spaced Odyssey” (copyright 2015)
These female characters should sell their real estate that is within 100 yards (the length of most of a football or soccer field) of the Country Corner Market & Deli of West Menlo Park, Northern California (southern San Mateo County) by the beginning of Stanford Universities and the University of Michigan Wolverines’ football seasons or ELSE . . .
The screenwriters’ hunger strike began today (Saturday, January 24, 2015) before 7:15 a.m. PST.
In addition, the screenwriter will never set foot in this store ever again, unless . . .
Therefore, these two busyiness-meddling, “sexy”, gossiping, perhaps overweight, whatever-else, duh, post-menopausal women MUST sell-out AND leave this fine community that has probably the best deli, best wine selection, best three owners, best family-oriented business, best weather, best busy traffic, and best customers in the (North, South, and Central) Americas.
Failure to do so will result in guilt, anguish, anxiety, danger, and many negative consequences (that largely will be self-inflicted). Yes, you ‘Kathy Bates’.
And yes, you ‘Debra Winger’ character model; mother to the screenwriter’s only child; real-life icon to pre-schoolers.
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D. A. D. Publishing & Associates (of Bloomington, Southern Indiana and Glentucky Springs, Western Colorado)
‘Twelve Days of Christmas’ [ a tribute to small businesses in Glentucky ]
“On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: A wasps’ nest in an Aspen tree.”
“On the 2nd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Two dogs from the Garfield County Humane Society.
“On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Three navel rings from Hole in the Wall Tattoo parlor, located on Grand Avenue behind the Chocolate Moose.”
“On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four matching mittens from Summit Canyon Mountaineering at the corner of Grand Avenue and 8th Street.”
“On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Five golden rings from the Jewels & Gems store, located near 10th Street at 914 Grand Avenue.”
“On the 6th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Six dinners at the Rivera Supper Club, located down by the Colorado River at the corner of Grand Avenue and 6th Street.”
“On the 7th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Seven Teddy Bears from the Hotel Colorado coffee and gift shop.”
“On the 8th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eight snow boots from Sunlight Mountain Ski and Bike shop on 9th Street near Cooper Avenue.”
“On the 9th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Nine bottles of wine from Cooper Wine and Spirits, located on the northeast corner of Cooper and 8th Street.”
“On the 10th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Ten bucks from the Vectra Bank, located on the southwest corner of 8th and Grand Avenue.
“On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 11 precious rocks from High Country Gems and Minerals” on 8th Street near Cooper Street.
“On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Twelve awesome donuts from Sweet Coloradough.”
“On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: 13 great toys from the Downtown Drug store, along where you drive over 35 MPH on Grand Avenue.
“On the fourteenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Fourteen dancing gals at the Vaudeville Venue show.
Fa, la, la, la . . .
Other Popular Christmas Tunes:
“Three Great Kings of Orient are Smoking on their Bubble Gum Cigars.”
“Little Plumber Boy”
“I Saw Mommy Kissing the Garbage Man”
“I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas (and Don’t Give a Flying Bird about Skiing)”
“Do You Smell What I Hear”
“Deck the Halls with Balls of Matzos”
“Baby it is Sold Outside”
“Rudy the Alcoholic Reindeer”
“O Tanning Parlor, O Tanning Parlor”
Are just a few of the seasonal songs that may be playing in your head after hearing them at stores, outside churches, on the radio, or in elevators.
D. A. D. Publishing & Associates
“The Dailey Sun-Chronicles”
P.O.. Box 777, GWS, CO 81602-0777
[ for musement ]
November 25, 2014 DADAILEY@GMAIL.COM
(312) 237-0386; (970) 444-3168
Dear Editors of the Aspen Daily News:
Thursday’s Daily News had one astute letter to the Editor – that by Carl L. McWilliams of Glenwood. Homelessness (house/apartment-less-ness) will not go away without a concerted regional (Garfield & Pitkin Counties) effort.
- The involvement of the Salvation Army is one viable solution mentioned by McWilliams [please refer to the post-script below].
- Law enforcement respect of the homeless and other disadvantaged citizens is another factor.
- In the American capitalist economy, I’d suggest grants and funding by venture capital firms (VC) from the San Francisco area. Keep in mind that VCs expect a return-on-investment.The entrepreneurial approach is another solution. Take note of the five benefits listed below:
Typically after VCs supply seed money for overnight and day programs, they would like to see good return on investment (ROI). Their fund managers will expect to recoup, and then some, their investment. (a) Reemployment would be one return. (b) Savings of lives would be another benefit for the VCs. (c) A personnel pool could be developed via rehabilitation and re-employment into other interests (funded enterprises, start-ups, and companies) that the VCs have been managing for larger profits and ROI. (d) A positive public relations benefit would develop. (e) And they would ethically be doing “the right thing.” Should you have any additional comments or questions, please feel free to contact me via the e-mail address of www.maxsscoutservicesLLC.wordpress.com and DaileySunDave@hotmail.com.
P.S. Carl L. McWilliams recommends that local chapters of the Salvation Army utilize funds from the Ray Kroc Foundation to focus on three things:
1. Hunger relief
2. Shelter and housing options, post-haste
3. Reducing both the unemployment rate AND facilitating a workforce that does not figure into regionsl unemployment rates (disabled, those who have exhausted unemployment eligibility, many who have given up looking for work, long-time unemployed and underemployed, etc.).