Category Archives: Humor

Trump Commuted to 14-Day Quarantine in South Florida

Mir-a-Lago, Florida – July 11, 2020 – PRESIDENT TRUMP, BARON, AND FIRST LADY SENTENCED TO MANDATORY FORTNIGHT STAY –

The Sun~Chronicles report that the reigning Governor of the “Sunshine State” must enforce the ‘first family’ 14-day quarantine due to legislative action in Tallahassee.

Air marshals have grounded the aged Air Force One on the tarmac and a motorcade was awaiting Mr. Trump and his entourage following their less than successful fundraisers, which followed the president’s luckless participation in a meeting focusing on drug trafficking.

Much of Mr. Trump’s message fell on deaf ears.

The audience questioned the president’s judgement about many issues other than illicit drugs: Covid 19, gun control, schools, social injustice, and the nerve of Trump to commute the criminal sentence of fellow New Yorker ROGER STONE.

There have been more than 60,000 new cases of Covid 19 most days this past week.

The president’s lack of leadership and good judgment has been questioned by examples every day. His priorities are misplaced. His inaction, particularly on both domestic and foreign policies have been inexcusable.

The 14-day ban from being in the White House may be great for the United States.

The president’s chief-of-staff is considering having Donald where mittens at night so that he will not be able to tweet idiotic statements.

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Pilot Musical Sit-Com “Dr. Wu” Coming to a TV Near You

via Pilot Musical Sit-Com “Dr. Wu” Coming to a TV Near You

Looking for staff writers. Forward letter and resume to : DaileySun@outlook.com

c/o Max’s Scout Services & Communications of the Americas

New Humourous Book coming out, soon: AMERICAN HUMOR DURING THE 2020 (2019) CORONA-BEER-VIRUS DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGN triggered by the DJ-Trump-Mike Pence White House

American humor during the 2020 coronabeerviral disinformation Campaign triggered by the Tump-Pence White House -( Spring 2020 prior to the Electoral College vote ) – United States (and disjointed) States of America –

Tune into Pandora music radio, Channel 5 (CBS in San Fran), WLS-TV and Radio (in Chicago), the Daily-Journal (printed in Santa Mateo, Northern California), the Indianapolis Star (still printed in Indy), and the South Bend Tribune (printing outsourced to Latino/Latina minority-small-business in Niles, Michigan). Details will be released during Holy Week prior to Easter Sunday (April 12, 2020).

The book is co-authored by Princess V. von Dailey (a Canadian), Jessie R. Cooksey (of Berkeley, CA), and D. A. F. N. “Buck” Dailey (baptized Catholic and presently of Woodside’s Max’s Scout Services & Communications of the Americas, formerly a college student at Indiana University and the University of California, Santa Cruz; currently publishing six web-blogs * , who are currently shopping for venture capitalist in the Shallow Alto and Smenlo Park, Northern California Areas near Silicon Valley) !!!

 

Stay tuned . . . the Caltrain is coming up and down the San Francisco Peninsula and the Silicon Valley from Gilroy (from the south) to San Francisco (5th and King Streets) with stops in Sunnyvale (location of Lockheed-Martin and Google, Inc.), Palo Alto (location of Leland Stanford Junior University, and multiple venture capitalists), Smenlo Park (where skyscrapters are beginning, home of Facebook, the Menlo Park Fire Pretection District [reponsders at 9-11], and more venture capitalist firms, and “Deadwood With” (site of nightclub and topless bar close=downs, Santa Mateo (where the Princess hangs out with her publisher), and Colma (there are millions of dead bodies buried here, a larger population of people than Oakland-San Jose – and San Francisco combined)/

  • Buck  Bruggner-Dailey has not been hit by an on-coming Caltrain yet, but he has already lost his hearing at the upper range… good thing dogs can respond to his dog whistle!DSCF0128

 

Why Am I a Victim of Domestic Abuse?!?

(Santa Mateo, Northern California just on the map above The Silicone Valley industries) February 29, 2020 – The Dailey Sun~Chronicles exclusive report –

There are three reasons and about a dozen contributing factors. Unfortunately the so-called “safety net” ignores the damage done to single, disabled, Caucasian folk.

Reason #2Education and Experience, or Lack of Any: Some people are pretty ignorant. In Dailey’s second book, Lessons Learned from Dogs, he states that dogs are smarter than 50% of human beings. In addition to holding a bachelor and masters degree from I.U., he earned two certificates for college credit from UCSC. His professional experiences span all industries except petrochemical or shipbuilding.

Third Reason: Cultural Complications – We really need translators to communicate with many of our next-door neighbors, land owners/landloords and landladies. If the issues get to the state Superior Court system, translators in over 20 languages can be arranged. In the olden days, people used to talk in public. Nowadays, most Americans are self-absorbed with their smart cell phones.

David A. Dailey recalls working for a defense contractor as an Environmental, Health, Safety engineer in Sunnyvale and at NASA Ames Research Center – Mountain View’s Moffett (Naval) Field – that everyone received annual briefings/workshops on respecting diversity. This was way back in 1987!

Lockheed’s customers reimbursed our company, plus an administrative expense fee, regularly. See, most of our customers were federal organizations (Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, CIA, FBI, Special Programs) that promote America’s constitutional values. Our customers received the best engineered, reliable products ever made in exchange for encouraging us (there were over 30,000 employees served by our HQ department) to be physically and mentally fit by taking continuing education along with doing our daily jobs.

In 1992 after the “Cold War” cooled down, David A. Dailey found employment in the healthcare and biotechnology industries until his formal retirement (left the California Department of Public Health in November 2008); since then, David has been a victim of violent crime and domestic abuse more than four times in San Mateo, East Palo Alto, and Redwood City.

On the positives . . . David has enjoyed his latest vocation as a non-fiction writer, politico, lobbyist, congressional or state senate candidate, humorist, stand-up comic, Roman Catholic advocate, advocate for ‘houseless’ people in the Midwest, Rocky Mountains, Hawai’i, and California, job coach, risk management consultant, proponent of an ‘Anti-Stigma Campaign for Americans Receiving Mental Health Care’, essayist, newspaper contributor, restaurant and hotel critic, secret recipes author with

Confessions of An Oenophile: An American Family Cookbook,

creator of Lessons Learned from Dogs,

and A Book of Angels)

and a handful of funny screenplays and pilot musical sit-coms like “Dr. Wu”, “Fast Forward to the Past,” “Two Flew into the Seagulls’ Nest,” and “Country Corner”) from working about 30 years as an Environmental Protection, Occupational Safety, Industrial Hygiene, Hazardous Waste Management, Emergency Response and Contingency Planning, Risk Management and Safety Director, and other tasks as assigned (most notably, the monthly six-page EHS bulletins, monthly safety-message campaign manufacturing calendars, the soon-to-be-infamous “Safety Watch” employee involvement and award program, and personal protective equipment (PPE) provision and annual certification programs).

Now back to domestic abuse . . .

The scales of justice, respect, and consideration are now so un-balanced that single white men have few community resources. If one has children under 18, was an immigrant, was a green card-carrying worker in Silicon Valley, or had a non-white skin color, one would have more resources to protect himself. For instance, CORA within the County of San Mateo does NOT serve people in crisis unless ther are children or if the two parties are romantically engaged AND the County office of Adult Protective Services pays little attention to abuse received by single men.

In this socioeconomic environment, renters in shared housing CANNOT pick or offer approval of roommates. Landlords are able to ignore instances unless the Courts intervene. Unless local rent control laws prohibit it, landlords can charge what they wish and choose not to respond to complaints or comply even with fire safety standards.

Contributing Factor A: Slavery. Yep, seems like everyone except a “Trumpster” lives from paycheck to paycheck, Social Security benefit check to the next month’s funds, hand-out to hand-out, etc. etc. etc. Yes, it is a different form of human trafficking.

An interesting study took place about the hiring practices of big Silicon Valley companies, like Facebook. One finding was that people who graduated from local high schools and community colleges are not hired, in favor of importing green-carded workers from India, Red China, Russia, and some European and South and Central American citizens.

[to be continued later; catch ‘ya later; I need a nap, Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

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Water Fuelled Vehicles and Politics

From the Aspen Daily News

 

weren’t around when Eisenhower warned of the “military industrial complex” (“& Congress”, originally written & later deleted from his rough draft speech), yet Vietnam happened anyways didn’t it?! Help stop global war’ming (apostrophe intentional!)!! https://youtu.be/wxfo-w0ptEo

Forward Truth of HHO’pe email messages already sent too you instead of any manipulative matrix propaganda:

Since I know you guys were not around when this was said. I thought it would be good to update your views on Communism. See any similarities? Hear comes the manipulative matrix propaganda, as seen hear below:

TRUER WORDS HAVE NEVER BEEN SPOKEN…

 

 

A sobering reminder.

 

Almost exactly sixty years ago since Russia’s Khrushchev delivered his message to the UN … his prediction for America. TV coverage of him banging his shoe on the podium. At that time, the word ‘communism’ was feared throughout our nation. Now here is some food for thought, if it does not make us choke! Do you remember September 29, 1959?

 

THIS WAS HIS ENTIRE QUOTE:

 

“Your children’s children will live under communism, You Americans are so gullible. No, you won’t accept communism outright; but we will keep feeding you small doses of socialism until you will finally wake up and find you already have Communism. We will not have to fight you; We will so weaken your economy, until you will fall like overripe fruit into our hands.” “The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.”

 

Remember, socialism leads to Communism So, how do you create a Socialistic State?

 

There are 8 levels of control. Read the following recipe:


1) Healthcare – Control healthcare and you control the people.


2) Poverty – Increase the poverty level as high as possible, poor people are easier to control and will not fight back if you are providing everything for them.


3) Debt – Increase the debt to an unsustainable level. That way you are able to increase taxes, and this will produce more poverty.

 

4) Gun Control – Remove the ability to defend themselves from the Government That way you are able to create a police state.


5) Welfare – Take control of every aspect (food, housing, income) of their lives because that will make them fully dependent on the government.


6) Education – Take control of what people read and listen to and take control of what children learn in school.


7) Religion – Remove the belief in God from the Government and schools because the people need to believe in ONLY the government knowing what is best for the people.


8) Class Warfare – Divide the people into the wealthy and the poor. Eliminate the middle class. This will cause more discontent and it will be easier to tax the wealthy with the support of the poor .

 

This should be a wake up call to every U.S. Citizen (Citizen being a key word), as we are seeing this take place right now, today!

 

Answer this question honestly. Is this not the current Democrat agenda???

 

It’s YOUR America – You decide what you want for yourself and your loved ones – and then act accordingly

The Only Man Who Saved Menlo Park’s Main Merchant/Shopping Blocks

Yes, you are correct if you said and spelled his name correctly: Oros Vasile and his lovely wife.

Oros resurrected the only remaining hardware/general store in the so-called well-managed City of Menlo Park. Smenlo Park is now showing growing pains not yet seen since the sale of Sun Microsystems land, along an “(un) protected” estuary, to Facebook Corporation.

Yes, Oros Vasile is now the owner of Ace Hardware along once-thriving Santa Cruz Avenue. He now manages a half-block of retail zoned properties on the north side of the boulevard.

 

OK Trumpers, Let Me Try to See It Your Way, but Trumpism is a very Dangerous Illness. (period)

I will try.

I give up, I do not need to hear any further evidence. DJ Trump is guilty of Extortion, Bribery, Abuse of Power, and another seven (7) counts of high crimes and Miss Demeanors – as specified by the United States Constitution.

What I wrote in essays from last September and October are still true today. Nothing has changed the facts of the so-called Perfect Call.

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Trumper in the US Senate

Intimidation, not pressured, is how to describe the Abuse of Executive Branch Powers.

Guilty on all counts. Now the Senate must convict Trump and Trumpism.

Trumpism is a very Dangerous Illness.

Vote for DAD in 2020 – Vote GREEN 2020! “… and Nurture Nature”

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Proponent D.A.D. for Civil Rights, Peace, and Consumer Rights

(The Dailey Sun-Chronicles ~ October 29, 2019)   Hawaii, Colorado, Indiana, and California Green Party member – David A. “Buck” Dailey – announced at a local function that he is taking up supporters’ challenges to run for the United States Congress, in the Hawai’i Second Congressional District now represented by presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard .

Buck stated, “that it was important to have another congressperson that can work cooperatively with all Americans and team with like-minded people in Congress. “ Other announced candidates may not work out with constituents nor citizenship from the other 49 states and U.S. territories. As a Green Party candidate, he plans to win the “court of public opinion” versus candidates from the Republican and Democratic parties.

The “D. A. D. 4 U. S. Congress” platform includes:

  • Restore faith and confidence in federally-managed programs.
  • Be reasonable with demands on government and quasi-government agencies.
  • Reaffirm ‘States’ Rights’, with the exception of federal adjudication.
  • Let county governments work on more important issues that biking. Fund their health care programs without the “middle-man” of state government administration costs.
  • Promote diversity training to include all nationalities.
  • Urge state police to focus on higher priorities than soccer-mom driving.
  • Protect consumer rights.
  • Demand that local elected and appointed officials solve their internal problems.
  • Find better means of energy consumption and public transportation.
  • Restore regional public transit quality and bus services to communities.
  • Apply all ten Green Party principles to federal government.
  • Appropriate funds for employment and retraining of U.S. high school graduates, before offering more green-cards and work visas.
  • Support implementation of the Green New Deal.
  • Re-sign American support for the Paris Accord designed to protect the Earth
  • Allow Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia to become the 51st and 52nd
  • Ensure proper Veterans Administration benefits, reeducation, and professional services.
  • Reform the federal tax code.
  • Impeach Donald J. Trump and his Hoosier-born Vice President M. Pence.
  • Aid stay-at-home moms, caretakers, and dads.
  • Determine an equitable immigration system that encourages naturalization.
  • Plan to improve education, for both public schools and private entities: a) at home, b) in schools, and c) during after-school activities [i.e. Menlo Park Lyceum].
  • Facilitate air quality boards, clean water agencies, and local zoning commissions revise improved public policies.
  • Put an end to the “Yellow Dragon” Asian acquisition of the American land, treasures, and assets.
  • Apply the Monroe Doctrine toward Communism, except for the improvement of Cuban relations.
  • Help the United States Postal Service.
  • Support elected officials who have represented the people very well.
  • Subsidize American farmers.
  • Protect all species of plants and animals in Hawai’i.
  • Build an improved infrastructure throughout the nation, with priorities given to clean water projects.
  • Work with the offices of United States Senators Brian Schatz and Mazie Hirono, particularly after 2016 congressional hearings discussing the dreaded houseless populations and the 2018 supreme court judiciary hearings.
  • Facilitate the needs of small business owners and operators.
  • Endorse that the Americas take issues in prayer to God, first. Then involve clergy, legislatures, social workers, courts, neighbors, and friends.
  • Maintain national defense without misdirecting funds for non-military projects.
  • Improve international relations.
  • Utilize ‘The Brothers’ for issue resolution and decrease stressors on the court systems.
  • Support NASA initiatives, but reject Trump’s military Space Force.
  • Observe and honor The Bill of Rights.
  • Allow Christians to behave as Christians; more will appreciate learning about the life of Jesus Christ, Son of God and the B. V. M.
  • Reform or abolish the so-called Patriot Act.
  • Respect personal liberties and freedom.
  • Seek reparations for native Hawai’ians for loss of land.
  • Guarantee water rights for all Hawai’ians.
  • Tweak the Constitution only as necessary.
  • Make housing more affordable, safer, and livable!

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* * Committee to Vote for David A. Dailey for the United States Congress 2nd District Hawai’i * *

County of San Mateo California / Monroe County in Southern Indiana /

Maui County Hawaii / Garfield and Pitkin Counties in Western Colorado

 

 

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Editors’ Notes:

D.A.D. has earned Certified Safety Professional (CSP), Certified Manager (CM), and Registered Environmental Assessor (REA) designations with a M.S. in Public Health and Safety from Indiana University at Bloomington and also received two post-graduate certificates from the University of California, Santa Cruz (UCSC). He supports activities of Occupy San Francisco Peninsula, local high school districts, and has also practiced as a legislative advocate in three and as a paralegal in two states.

Buck was born in South Bend, Indiana, home of the University of Notre Dame, in December 1953.

In 1992, D.A.D. lost an U.S. congressional race [to Anna Eshoo who is still employed in the D. C. ~ giving away American jobs locally via visas and green-cards] and in 1994 he tried to obtain more votes than popular Stanford Law Professor Tom Campbell to work in Sacramento becoming a California State Senator for human rights and services. D.A.D. spent over seven years at Lockheed during the Cold War, which was about seven years after earning his masters from Indiana University at Bloomington. After service between 2003 and 2008 as a California Departments of Public Health and Health Services’ Health Facilities Evaluator, he was illegally terminated and narrowly lost his judicial appeal versus current California Attorney General Kamala Harris, who now insists on running from the United States Senate to the presidency.

D.A.D. is a Past President of the Sons of the American Revolution – Silicon Valley Chapter – State (California) Director of the National Safety Management Society, former International Director of Communications for the American Society of Safety Engineers (ASSE), Past President of three Toastmaster clubs, and officer of two San Francisco Bay Area chapters of the ASSE.

Buck Dailey is a proud parent and publisher, author of books, screenplays, and web-blogs, Obama campaigner during his last presidential race, comedian and humorist, sports and culinary critic, business administrator, and environmental, health, security, and safety engineer.

DAD fell “in love at first site” in 2002 when he was on the island with his wife and daughter while attending the Maui Writers Conference in Wailea. He and his wife moved to the Pacific Coast in 1980 from the Midwest. Their daughter, now an Interior Designer, graduated from Menlo-Atherton High School, Las Lomitas Elementary School, and San Francisco State University. DAD’s wife and he operated preschools in San Francisco, then in West Menlo Park, for over 30 years. This indicates their sincere belief in good education for all.

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County of San Mateo California / Monroe County in Southern Indiana /

Maui County Hawaii / Garfield and Pitkin Counties in Western Colorado

Vote for D. A. D. in 2020 — Vote Blue-Green in 2020!

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“Hypocracy” Directly from the “Reigning” Leader of the Free World

Rose Garden at the White House

Friday, October 25, 2019

With two month until Christmas, more than 50% of those polled are fed up with lies, misuse of the English language, gaffs in world and domestic affairs  . . . strategically, can we trust one to light this season’s Christmas tree or pardon a turkey or two before Thanksgiving.

The real “houx” is how his-nibs keeps spinning the news despite all the facts disproving most every thing that is tweeted and that which comes out of his mouth.

Our elected leaders rather should not act childlike and quit telling fibs.

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Fortunately, there is some joy and truth in the District of Columbia. The National League Pennant Winners are leading the annual World Series 2 games to nil.

Friday and Saturday nights, the Washington Nationals are hosting Game 3 and 4 of the World Series. President Trump was NOT invited to attend nor throw out a first pitch. Meanwhile, his-nibs flies to South Carolina for another pep rally.

All 50% of Americans or more want for Christmas is that Trump and Pence are impeached. Perhaps they will resign before a trial in the US Senate… we can only hope that a more honest politicialn will pardon the turkey in 2019.